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Monday 14 November 2011

~:C.C.4.U:~ English chalegi na??

1 ladka ladki dekhne gaya. usne english me baat krne ka socha or bola.

english chalegi na?
ladki sharmate huye boli

"soda sath me ho to desi b chalegi ..

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~:C.C.4.U:~ Aaj Ka updesh

Aaj Ka UPDESH:
Grlfnd chahe jitni b kharab ya chalu ho Kabhi us se dosti mat todna,
Qki
"PANI"kitna b gnda ho jaye
"AAG" bujhane k kam to aa hi jata hai..

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~:C.C.4.U:~ The Five Toughest Female Questions Are:

*The Five Toughest Female Questions Are: *

What are you thinking about?
Do you love me?
Do I look fat?
Do you think she is prettier than me?
What would you do if I died?

What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guaranteed to
explode into a major argument if the man answers incorrectly (i.e. tells the
truth). Therefore, as a public service, each question is analyzed below,
along with possible responses.

*Question # 1: What are you thinking about?
*The proper answer to this, of course, is: "I'm sorry if I've been pensive,
dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring,
intelligent woman you are, and how lucky I am to have met you."

This response obviously bears no resemblance to the true answer, which most
likely is one of the following:
a. Baseball.
b. Football.
c. How fat you are.
d. How much prettier she is than you.
e. How I would spend the insurance money if you died.

Perhaps the best response to this question was offered by Al Bundy, who once
told Peg, "If I wanted you to know what I was thinking, I would be talking
to you!"

Al Rules!!

*Question # 2: Do you love me?*
The proper response is: "YES!" or, if you feel a more detailed answer is in
order, "Yes, dear."

* Inappropriate responses include:
a. I suppose so.
b. Would it make you feel better if I said yes?
c. That depends on what you mean by love.
d. Does it matter?
e. Who, me?

*Question # 3: Do I look fat?*
The correct answer is an emphatic: "Of course not!"
Among the incorrect answers are:
a. Compared to what?
b. I wouldn't call you fat, but you're not exactly thin.
c. A little extra weight looks good on you.
d. I've seen fatter.
e. Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would
spend the insurance money if you died.

*Question # 4: Do you think she's prettier than me?*
Once again, the proper response is an emphatic: "Of course not!"
Incorrect responses include:
a. Yes, but you have a better personality
b. Not prettier, but definitely thinner
c. Not as pretty as you when you were her age
d. Define pretty
e. Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would
spend the insurance money if you died.

*Question #5: What would you do if I died?*
A definite no-win question. (The real answer, or course, is "Buy a
Corvette.")
No matter how you answer this, be prepared for at least an hour of follow-up
questions, usually along the these lines:

WOMAN: Would you get married again?
MAN: Definitely not!

WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married?
MAN: Of course I do.

WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
MAN: Okay, I'd get married again.

WOMAN: You would? (With a hurtful look on her face)
MAN: Yes, I would.

WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
MAN: Where else would we sleep?

WOMAN: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of
her?
MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

WOMAN: And would you let her drive my car?
MAN: No, she can't drive a 5-speed!

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~:C.C.4.U:~ Crushed Scrotum!

Crushed Scrotum! The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like
to express praise for answered prayers.

Alice Chapman stood and walked to the podium.

She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, John, had a terrible
bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was
excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him."

You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they
imagine the pain that poor John must have experienced.

"John was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every move
caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate
operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed
remnants of John's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place."

Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as
they imagined the horrible surgery performed on John.

"Now," she announced in a quivering voice, "thank the Lord, John is out of
the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover
completely."

All the men sighed with unified relief. The pastor rose and tentatively
asked if anyone else had something to say.

A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium.

He said, "I'm John Chapman." The entire congregation held its breath. "I
just want to tell my wife the word is sternum."

*Sternum* is a flat, dagger shaped bone located in the middle of the chest.

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