Friday 11 November 2011

~:C.C.4.U:~ A Message from the Leadership of the Ansar-ul-Islam Group to all Muslims

 

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم

A Message from the Leadership of the Ansar-ul-Islam Group to all Muslims on the Blessed Occasion of Eid-ul-Adha

All praise is due to Allah, and may peace and blessings be upon the Messenger of Allah, the Trustworthy and Truthful, and upon all his family, companions, soldiers and followers. To proceed:

Muslim Ummah!

Indeed the obligation of Jihad is the true Eid of the Ummah which has been lost, its lands fragmented and abandoned by its people. Only a few are left, defending it with their bare chests, selling their blood and souls to Allah for a great price that mentioned in the Quran:

{إِنَّ اللَّهَ اشْتَرَى مِنَ الْمُؤْمِنِينَ أَنْفُسَهُمْ وَأَمْوَالَهُمْ بِأَنَّ لَهُمُ الْجَنَّةَ يُقَاتِلُونَ فِي سَبِيلِ اللَّهِ فَيَقْتُلُونَ وَيُقْتَلُونَ وَعْدًا عَلَيْهِ حَقًّا فِي التَّوْرَاةِ وَالْإِنْجِيلِ وَالْقُرْآنِ وَمَنْ أَوْفَى بِعَهْدِهِ مِنَ اللَّهِ فَاسْتَبْشِرُوا بِبَيْعِكُمُ الَّذِي بَايَعْتُمْ بِهِ وَذَلِكَ هُوَ الْفَوْزُ الْعَظِيمُ}

Verily, Allah has purchased of the believers their lives and their properties; for the price that theirs shall be the Paradise. They fight in Allah's Cause, so they kill (others) and are killed. It is a promise in truth which is binding on Him in the Taurat (Torah) and the Injeel (Gospel) and the Qur'an. And who is truer to his covenant than Allah? Then rejoice in the bargain which you have concluded. That is the supreme success. (Al-Tawbah: 111)

Allahu Akbaru Kabeera (I greatly magnify the greatness of Allah), walhamduliallah katheeran (many praises are for Allah), wa subhanallahi buktratan wa aseela (and glory be to Allah all morning and evening).

Labaik Allahuma Labaik. Labaik la shareeka laka labaik. Innal-hamda, wan-nimata laka wal-mulk. Laa shareeka lak.

At your service, O Allah, at Your service. At Your service, You have no partner, at Your service. Indeed all praise, all blessings and all dominion is solely Yours. You have no partner.

We congratulate the Ummah of the Quran, the Ummah of obedience, and the Ummah of the sword on Eid-ul-Adha, the apparent symbol of Allah, the religion of Muhammad, the path of Ibrahim, and the guidance of the Prophets sallallahu alaihim wa sallam.

Muslims!

Indeed the monotheist religion brought by Muhammad sallallahu alaihi wa sallam is the complete structure for the religions and ways of the Prophets. Books of all times have firmly consolidated the Fiqh of Governance for the Muslims, and the milestones of change in the ruling governments. They based it upon established principles, from them the legitimate right of decision and its independence, the legitimacy of the employed methodology and its accordance with the way of the Prophet sallallahu alaihi wa sallam, and the correctness of the goal, the results and the end. It is from these principles which we must create a political vision for the generation of reform in the Muslim Ummah.

Mujahideen all over the Muslim world!

Indeed the Spring Reforms with which all Muslims identified was a reaction to a bitter and miserable reality they were living due to the Taghuti governments. But the global forces of kufr stepped in between them and their goal with the Bernard Lewis plot for a new division of the Muslim world. Our view regarding these events is that various opportunists and agents who seek to prepare the way for newborn governments of the global Zio-Christian Crusader imperialists took advantage of it. People who have failed Jihad and the Sharia from those who identify themselves with moderate Islam from the Ikhwan-ul-Muslimeen also stepped into the game, and the first victim of this conspiracy will be the Muslims, and the first aspect which will be sidelined is that of governance. The only losers are Ahl-us-Sunnah, and specifically the Mujahideen, then Islam as a whole, its methodology, its aspirations and its laws. The cost of Crusader support of newborn governments is the building of their permanent transatlantic interests and military bases in Muslim lands which safeguard the borders of its new division, working to solidify the uni-polarity of the Crusaders across the world.

Indeed these times and events is another page from the pages of the Will of Allah for this nation, and the prophetic guidance in the likes of these events is to place all of one's trust in Allah, trust as defined by Jihad, which is to take all means possible and then to leave all matters to Allah Almighty.

From the most important religious means is to form military groups which will impose its presence in the arena at this stage. This imposition is an obligation. Indeed Allah has preserved the potential energy of Muslims for the likes of these times. The likes of these times and events bear one of the greatest opportunities to seize and fight for land which is slipping away. Gaining land area is one of the greatest of obligations, and defending it is even greater. However, wisdom must cloak this lofty palace, as working according to the best interest balanced between the religion and its implementation is one of the most apparent favors of Allah granted to the Muslims.

O sword-bearers in the Muslim lands! Do your best and utmost, and indeed Allah is with you. Allah has said:

فَلَا تَهِنُوا وَتَدْعُوا إِلَى السَّلْمِ وَأَنْتُمُ الْأَعْلَوْنَ وَاللَّهُ مَعَكُمْ وَلَنْ يَتِرَكُمْ أَعْمَالَكُمْ

So be not weak and ask not for peace (from the enemies of Islam), while you are having the upper hand. Allah is with you, and will never decrease the reward of your good deeds. (Muhammad: 35)

O Allah! Send prayers upon Muhammad and his family, as You have sent prayers upon Ibrahim, indeed You are All-Praiseworthy, All-Majestic.

O Allah! Send blessings upon Muhammad and his family, as You have sent blessings upon Ibrahim, indeed You are All-Praiseworthy, All-Majestic.
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~:C.C.4.U:~ Ansar ul-Shariah (Arabic Newsletter): Madad News Agency

 

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Ansar ul-Shariah (Arabic Newsletter): Madad News Agency – News Report # 1


Ansar ul-Shariah has released its first official newsletter, entitled "Madad News Agency – News Report # 1″, in which it presents an overview of recent events in South Yemen.

Amongst other articles there is a statement denying Western media reports of the death of the Ameer of Al-Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula (AQAP), Sheikh Abu Baseer Nasir Al-Wuhayshi. The newsletter reports that 230 Yemeni soldiers were killed by AQAP in the past three months in the region from Zinjibar to Aden, which led to the Mujahideen obtaining numerous heavy weapons, including tanks, as war booty. One article claims responsibility for a suicide bombing against the Shiite Houthi rebels in the north of Yemen, in which more than 100 Houthis were killed.

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~:C.C.4.U:~ Kenya Planning a Full-Scale Invasion of Somalia

 

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Harkat Al-Shabab Al-Mujahideen (English): Kenya Planning a Full-Scale Invasion of Somalia

Mogadishu (3/11/2011) – The statement by the Kenyan government that two planes carrying weapons for Al-Shabaab have landed in Baidoa is a mere propaganda that is intended to sanction the mass murder of innocent civilians in Somalia .

At a time when the people of Somalia are recuperating from the severe droughts that have hit the regions of Southern Somalia and began sowing the seeds of their future, the Kenyan government declared war against them, conducting well-coordinated disinformation campaigns and disseminating propaganda in an attempt to legitimize the invasion of their country.

Kenyan fighter jets have already bombed several Somali cities and killed dozens of innocent civilians in the process. The latest strafing of Khaybar Refugee camp in Jilib by the Kenyan military claimed the lives of more than 10 innocent refugees and injured 53 all of them women and children. The systematic killing of innocent civilians and the plan to arbitrarily bomb 10 cities in Southern Somalia not only highlights the barbarity of the Kenyan invasion but also further illustrates the vicious nature of the Kenyan war against the entire people of Somalia .

And as the much-hyped 'Operation Linda Nchi' gains momentum, it becomes apparent that the operation is not simply an attempt to defend Kenya's territorial boundary as they claimed but rather a clever camouflage for the full-scale invasion of Somalia. This is a war not against Al-Shabaab, but against the people of Somalia .

Harakat Al-Shabaab Al Mujahideen has already warned both the Kenyan government as well as its public against the aggressive incursion into Somali territory and hereby emphasizes, once more, that the continued Kenyan invasion and the callous disregard for civilian lives will have some cataclysmic consequences.

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~:C.C.4.U:~ And American Suffers One Defeat After Another – by Sheikh Ayman al-Zawahiri

 

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As-Sahab Media (Arabic): And American Suffers One Defeat After Another – by Sheikh Ayman al-Zawahiri


As-Sahab Media, the official media wing of Al-Qaeda in the Khurasan, has released this short video message by the Ameer of Al-Qaeda, Sheikh Ayman al-Zawahiri (may Allah protect him). In his speech, the Sheikh talks about the various U.S. military campaigns and the Arab revolutions, summing it all up as America´s defeat throughout the Muslim world.

With regards to Libya, Shiekh Ayman warns the Libyan opposition of NATO´s alleged plan to take over the country after Gaddafi was toppled – "People of Libya, you have achieved this victory with your blood, don´t let anyone take this victory from you!" Libyans, he says, should know that the only form of government acceptable to Allah is the Islamic State ruled according to the Shariah. He also calls to the Algerian people to follow their brothers in Libya and bring down the Algerian regime.
 
 
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~:C.C.4.U:~ Why Aren't you Married Yet?

 
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~:C.C.4.U:~ HA HA HA HA ...LOADS OF LAUGH .....ADULTS ....

 







 


Old Minnesota Cow
Ole is a farmer in Wisconsin who needs a new milk cow. He hears about a nice one for sale over in Minnesota, so he drives to Minnesota, looks at the cow, and reaches under to see if she gives milk. When he grabs the teat and pulls, the cow farts. Ole is very surprised, so he looks at the farmer who's selling the cow, then reaches under the cow to try again.
He grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again. But milk comes out, so after some discussion, Ole decides to buy the cow and takes it home. He calls his neighbor, Sven, over and says, "Hey Sven, come and look at dis here new cow I yust bought. Pull her teat and see vat happens." Sven reaches under, pulls the teat, and the cow farts. Sven looks at Ole and says, "I bet you bought dis cow in Minnesota, yah?" 
Ole is very surprised and says, "Yah, dats right. But how did you know?" 
Sven says, "My wife is from Minnesota."

German Tourist and the Nun

This German tourist was on a bus tour of Castilla during the summer that had a stop at this old convent. The tour wasn't that interesting and he managed to stay behind and start wandering. Feeling the urge, he stopped to pee on the outside wall of the chapel. While he was doing his business, the Mother Superior surprised him. "OH! I am soo sorry!" "No," she replied. "Actually, I've never seen a man's...You know. Could I take a look?" A nun asking to see his works freaked out the tourist but it was kinda kinky in a way, so he figured, what the hell. The nun looked at it for a bit and as he was about to put it away she said, "You know, I always wanted to touch it. Would you mind...?" "This is really weird, but sure." The tourist was getting really exited. Who could say that a nun had tossed you off? "Could you take it all out so that I can get a complete experience?" the nun requested. The tourist, sure that he was about to get laid, willingly took down his pants. The nun began fondling his testicles and suddenly straightened, and said, "Don't (SQUEEZE) piss (SQUEEZE) on the (SQUEEZE) church (SQUEEZE) walls!!!!!!! !!!!"

A man was brought before the judge and charged with NECROPHILIA(making love to a dead person)The judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard such adisgusting, immoral thing. Just give me one good reason why Ishouldn't lock you up and throw away the jail keys in the toilet?"The man replied, "I'll give you THREE good reasons:1. It's none of your damn business;2. She was my wife; and.....3. I didn't KNOW she was dead, she ALWAYS acted that way!"SO LADIES TRY TO MOVE A LITTLE DURING THE GAME…..hehehehe.GUYS, IF A LADY IS NOT MOVING, STOP IMMEDIATELY AND CHECK IF SHE IS ALIVE.
THE IMPORTANCE OF GOOD GRAMMAR

On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife.

The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumoured to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.
 
After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket
to the medicine man and wondered what he was in for.

The old man handed a potion to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned," This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful and then say '1-2-3.' "

When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you want."

The man was encouraged. As he walked away, he turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?"


"Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,'" he responded, "but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."

He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom.
 
When she came in, he took off his clothes and said,"1-2-3!" Immediately, he was the manliest of men.

His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes and then she asked "What was the 1-2-3 for?"

And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle.


A boss
has to interview 4 girls for
secretary position. He asked tricky
Questions to each one of them..
Boss: "A woman normally has two
lips. What's the difference
between the two?"
First Girl: "one is hairy, the other
isn't!"
Boss: "ok.. good!"
Second Girl: "one can talk but the
other can't!"
Boss: "that's better!"
Third Girl: "one is vertical & the
other is horizontal!"
Boss: "Hmm.. clever!"
Last Girl: "one is for my use & the
other is for my Boss!"
Boss: "you are selected!!
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Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, 'I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent.' 'Thank God,' said an elderly nun at the back. 'I'm so tired of chardonnay.

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A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks him what he can do. The doctor replies that the illness is quite serious but can be cured with a small course of two suppositories inserted deep up the back passage. The man agrees, and so the doctor warns him of the pain, tells him to bend over, and shoves the thing way up his behind. The doctor then hands hi...m the second dose and tells him to do the same thing in six hours time using rubber gloves and KY-Jelly or something.
So, the man goes home and later that evening tries to get the second suppository inserted, but he finds he cannot reach himself properly to obtain the required depth. Thus, he calls his wife over and tells her what to do. The wife nods, puts one hand on his shoulder to steady him and with the other shoves the medicine home.
Suddenly the man screams in disgust.
"What's the matter?" asked his wife. "Did I hurt you?"
"No," replies the man, "but I just realized that when the doctor did that, he had BOTH hands on my shoulders."
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A tall, hefty Sardar, new in town, stepped into a bar for a drink.


Unfortunately, the regulars in the bar had a habit of picking on strangers. When the Sardarji finished his drink, he found that the bike he had parked outside had been stolen.

He went back into the bar, banged his fist on the table and yelled, "Which one of you bastards stole my bike?!?!?"

No one answered. "Alright, I'm going to have another drink, and if my bike isn't back outside by the time I finish, I'm going to do what I did in Patiala! And I don't like to have to do what I did in Patiala!" he said calmly.

Some of the regulars shifted restlessly. The Sardarji, true to his word, had another drink, walked outside and found that his bike had been returned outside the bar. Sardarji started the bike to ride out.

The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Sir, before you go... What happened in Patiala?"
The Sardar turned back and said, "I had to walk home."
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Three people having sex is a -threesome
Two people having sex is a - twosome .

So next time someone calls you handsome,
Don't take it as a compliment!
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A teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: 'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?

Michael said: Just a minute I have to go pee.

The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite.

What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'

Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.

''That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.

And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'

Johnny said 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.

The teacher fainted
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Nude Husband In New Shoes: "Do You See Something New?"
Wife: "No, Your Dick Is Hanging As Usual."
Angry Husband: "Because, It Is Looking At My New Shoes."
Wife: "Then Buy A New Hat."
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The power of the old monk

I went fishing this morning. After a while, I ran out of worms. I saw a King Cobra with a frog in its mouth. Frogs are good bait. Knowing that the snake could not bite me with the frog in its mouth, I grabbed it behind the head and took the frog.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bitten. I grabbed my bottle of Old Monk rum and poured a little rum in its mouth. The snake's eyes rolled back, and it went limp. I released it into the lake and carried on with my fishing.
A little later I felt a nudge on my foot. It was the same snake with two frogs in its mouth.

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