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~:C.C.4.U:~ Hilarious But Real Public Signs

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~:C.C.4.U:~ Theory of Realtivity

Theory of Realtivity

Many, many years ago when I was twenty-three, I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be.

This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red. My father fell in love with her, and soon the two were wed. This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life.

My daughter was my mother, for she was my father's wife. To complicate the matters worse, although it brought me joy. I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad. And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad. For if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother To the widow's grown-up daughter who, of course, was my stepmother. Father's wife then had a son, who kept them on the run.

And he became my grandson, for he was my daughter's son. My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue. Because, although she is my wife, she's my grandma too.

If my wife is my grandmother, then I am her grandchild. And every time I think of it, it simply drives me wild. For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw.

As the husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa!!

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~:C.C.4.U:~ POEM - PPS SLAYT - My Only Crime - Falling in love with a married man, Evli bir adama Ã¢ÅŸÄ±k olmak. [1 Attachment]

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Tek Sabıkam

Günah defterimi tutan melek
Tek bir sabıka kaydı düşecek
Evli bir adama âşık olmak.
Elim kolum bağlı konu aşk olunca
Aşk benim manevi gıdam
Yaşama bağlayan...
Bir virüs beynimin içinde dolaşan
Çıkarmak isteyen kim
Böyle virüse can kurban…

Nilüfer DURSUN

My Only Crime

Angel who does the booking of crime
Will register the only one
Falling in love with a married man
I'm ready to accept love
Which is my spritual food
Binding me to the life
A virus walks round in my brain
Who wants to get rid of it
I die for such a virus…

Poem:Nilufer DURSUN
Translated by: Can AKIN

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Stories OfMemory - Uncle Ece & Little Can - Written By: Mr Can AKIN

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Español " MiCiudad Balikesir, Su Héroe Ece Amca Y Yo - Escritor Mr Can AKIN

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~:C.C.4.U:~ Railroad tracks - An explanation

Railroad tracks- An explanation of bureaucracy and why some things just are....

The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet,
8.5 inches. That's an exceedingly odd number.
Why was that gauge used? Because that's the way they built them in
England, and English expatriates designed the US railroads.

Why did the English build them like that? Because the first rail
lines were built by the same people who built the pre-railroad
tramways, and that's the gauge they used.

Why did 'they' use that gauge then?
Because the people who built the tramways used the same jigs and tools
that they had used for building wagons, which used that wheel spacing.

Why did the wagons have that particular odd wheel spacing?
Well, if they tried to use any other spacing, the wagon wheels would
break on some of the old, long distance roads in England, because
that's the spacing of the wheel ruts.

So who built those old rutted roads?
Imperial Rome built the first long distance roads in Europe (including
England) for their legions. Those roads have been used ever since.

And the ruts in the roads? Roman war chariots formed the initial ruts,
which everyone else had to match for fear of destroying their wagon
wheels.

Since the chariots were made for Imperial Rome, they were all alike in
the matter of wheel spacing. Therefore, the United States standard
railroad gauge of 4 feet, 8.5 inches is derived from the original
specifications for an Imperial Roman war chariot. In other words,
bureaucracies live forever.

So the next time you are handed a specification/procedure/process, and
wonder, 'What horse's ass came up with this?',

you may be exactly right!
Imperial Roman army chariots were made just wide enough to accommodate
the rear ends of two war horses. (Two horses' asses.)

Now, the twist to the story:
When you see a Space Shuttle sitting on its launch pad, you will
notice that there are two big booster rockets attached to the sides of
the main fuel tank. These are solid rocket boosters, or SRBs. The SRBs
are made by Thiokol at their factory in Utah ..

The engineers who designed the SRBs would have preferred to make them
a bit larger, but the SRBs had to be shipped by train from the factory
to the launch site. The railroad line from the factory happens to run
through a tunnel in the mountains, and the SRBs had to fit through
that tunnel. The tunnel is slightly wider than the railroad track,
and the railroad track, as you now know, is about as wide as two
horses' behinds.

So, a major Space Shuttle design feature
of what is arguably the world's most advanced transportation system
was determined over two thousand years ago by the width of a horse's
ass.

And you thought being a horse's ass wasn't important?

So, Horse's Asses control almost everything...
Explains a whole lot of things, doesn't it?

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~:C.C.4.U:~ Adult humour - Successful Dating

The trick to successful dating is learning how to interpret the hidden
signs, those tiny give away gestures that can tell you so much about a
person.
Train yourself to recognize these key "signs."

1. Man gets in car without opening door for woman.
*- No foreplay.

*2. Can't hail a cab.
*- Impotent*.

3. Insists on going to a brand new restaurant.
*- Prefers virgins*.

4. Insists on going to a brand new restaurant, but gets lost on the way.
*- He is a virgin.
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5. Wants to go to a French Restaurant.
*- Will swallow*.

6. Takes too long deciding what to order.
*- Has trouble reaching orgasm.
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7. Insists on ordering for you, saying, "The lady will have..."
*- Thinks you had an orgasm when you didn't.

*8. Asks for "the usual"
*- Insists on missionary position only.

*9. Asks what the specials are.
*- Will want you to use handcuffs*.

10. Fills up on bread and crackers.
*- Premature ejaculator.

*11. Drinks decaf.
*- Fakes orgasms.

*12. Asks for detailed descriptions of desserts.
*- Needs you to talk dirty during sex.

*13. Credit card is refused.
*- Low sperm count.*

14. Under tips waiter.
*- Small penis.

*15. Uses toothpick.
*- Is trying to tell you size isn't everything*

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~:C.C.4.U:~ E Rape

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