The trick to successful dating is learning how to interpret the hidden
signs, those tiny give away gestures that can tell you so much about a
person.
Train yourself to recognize these key "signs."
1. Man gets in car without opening door for woman.
*- No foreplay.
*2. Can't hail a cab.
*- Impotent*.
3. Insists on going to a brand new restaurant.
*- Prefers virgins*.
4. Insists on going to a brand new restaurant, but gets lost on the way.
*- He is a virgin.
*
5. Wants to go to a French Restaurant.
*- Will swallow*.
6. Takes too long deciding what to order.
*- Has trouble reaching orgasm.
*
7. Insists on ordering for you, saying, "The lady will have..."
*- Thinks you had an orgasm when you didn't.
*8. Asks for "the usual"
*- Insists on missionary position only.
*9. Asks what the specials are.
*- Will want you to use handcuffs*.
10. Fills up on bread and crackers.
*- Premature ejaculator.
*11. Drinks decaf.
*- Fakes orgasms.
*12. Asks for detailed descriptions of desserts.
*- Needs you to talk dirty during sex.
*13. Credit card is refused.
*- Low sperm count.*
14. Under tips waiter.
*- Small penis.
*15. Uses toothpick.
*- Is trying to tell you size isn't everything*
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signs, those tiny give away gestures that can tell you so much about a
person.
Train yourself to recognize these key "signs."
1. Man gets in car without opening door for woman.
*- No foreplay.
*2. Can't hail a cab.
*- Impotent*.
3. Insists on going to a brand new restaurant.
*- Prefers virgins*.
4. Insists on going to a brand new restaurant, but gets lost on the way.
*- He is a virgin.
*
5. Wants to go to a French Restaurant.
*- Will swallow*.
6. Takes too long deciding what to order.
*- Has trouble reaching orgasm.
*
7. Insists on ordering for you, saying, "The lady will have..."
*- Thinks you had an orgasm when you didn't.
*8. Asks for "the usual"
*- Insists on missionary position only.
*9. Asks what the specials are.
*- Will want you to use handcuffs*.
10. Fills up on bread and crackers.
*- Premature ejaculator.
*11. Drinks decaf.
*- Fakes orgasms.
*12. Asks for detailed descriptions of desserts.
*- Needs you to talk dirty during sex.
*13. Credit card is refused.
*- Low sperm count.*
14. Under tips waiter.
*- Small penis.
*15. Uses toothpick.
*- Is trying to tell you size isn't everything*
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