~:C.C.4.U:~ Philosophy at its best

 

Sometimes, when I look at my  children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.'      - Lillian  Carter (mother of  Billy and Jimmy Carter)            I had a rose named after me and I  was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the  catalog: - 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'        -  Eleanor Roosevelt    <><>        Last week, I stated this woman was  the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her  sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.        -   Mark Twain        <><>        The secret of a good sermon is to  have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close  together as possible.        -   George Burns        <><>         Santa Claus has the right idea.  Visit people only once a year.        -  Victor Borge        <><>         Be careful about reading health  books. You may die of a misprint.        -  Mark Twain        <><>         By all means, marry If you get a  good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a  philosopher.        -  Socrates        <><>         I was married by a judge. I should  have asked for a jury.        -  Groucho Marx        <><>         My wife has a slight impediment in  her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.        -   Jimmy Durante        <><>         I have never hated a man enough to  give his diamonds back.        -  Zsa Zsa Gabor        <><>         Only Irish coffee provides in a  single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar  and fat.        -  Alex Levine        <><>         My luck is so bad that if I bought a  cemetery, people would stop dying.        -  Rodney Dangerfield        <><>         Money can't buy you happiness ..  But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.        -  Spike Milligan        <><>         Until I was thirteen, I thought my  name was SHUT UP.        -  Joe Namath        <><>         I don't feel old. I don't feel  anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap..        -  Bob Hope        <><>         I never drink water because of the  disgusting things that fish do in it.        -  W. C. Fields        <><>         We could certainly slow the aging  process down if it had to work its way through Congress        -  Will Rogers        <><>         Don't worry about avoiding  temptation.  As you grow older, it  will avoid you.        -  Winston Churchill        <><>         Maybe it's true that life begins at  fifty .. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread  out.        -  Phyllis Diller        <><>         By the time a man is wise enough to  watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.        -   Billy Crystal

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