~:C.C.4.U:~ Fwd: FW: The Mexican Maid

 

 Subject: FW: The Mexican Maid

  

THE MEXICAN MAID: -    Maria, the Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.  The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.   She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"   Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze."    "The first is that I iron better than you."  Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"  Maria: "Jor huzban he say so."  Wife: "Oh yeah?"  Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."  Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"  Maria: "Jor hozban did"   Wife increasingly agitated:   "Oh he did, did he???" Maria: "The third reason is that I am better than you at the sex  in the bed."  Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth.   "And did my husband say that as well?" Maria: "No Señora...... The gardener did."    Wife: "So how much do you want?"

 

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