| While in China , he is very sexually promiscuous and Does not use a condom all the time. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one Morning to find his 'tool' covered with bright green And purple freckles. Horrified, he immediately goes to See a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything Like it, orders some tests and tells the man to Return intwo days. The man returns in a couple of days ND the doctor says 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and Almost unheardof here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a little perplexed and says 'Well, give Me a shot or something and cure me up doc'. The doctor answers 'I'm sorry,there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your 'tool'.! The man screams in horror 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'. The doctor replies 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if You want but surgery is your only choice'. The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring That he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese Doctor examines his tool and proclaims 'Ah yes, Mongolian VD.Vely lare disease'. The guy says to 'Yeah yeah, I already know that doc, But what can we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate My tool?' The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to Opelate. They make more money that way. No need to opelate! ''Oh Thank God!' the man replies. 'Yes' says the Chinese doctor 'You no worry! Wait two weeks. Dick fall off by itself! You save money' |
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